just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Randomize
