I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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