dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
They have beer where we have blood.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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