I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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