She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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