Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
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He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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