Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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