She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
pray to the hookup gods
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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