I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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