We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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