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I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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