I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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