You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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