Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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