I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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