I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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