Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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