who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
look no pants
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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