so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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