Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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