No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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