Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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