honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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