At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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