so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
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Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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