yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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