that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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