just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
There are leaves in my underwear?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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