And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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