you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
as a side note pls kill me
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