dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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