She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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