How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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