butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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