if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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