Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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