i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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