mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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