no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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