ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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