super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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