Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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