Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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