They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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