from now on my penis is your penis
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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