This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Randomize
