Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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