And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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