Whod you bang
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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