This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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