Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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