dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
