At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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