"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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