I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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