I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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