This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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