Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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