I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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